Subject: What If You Died Tomorrow? Is the subject heading of a spam email I just received. Unfortunately, as with most spam these days, the subject heading bears no relation to the contents of the mail (a devilishly intelligent trick, of course, as I for one will only buy that penis enlargement I’ve been after if it is advertised in an email with the subject heading “Re: Your Details”). Anyway, so this email wasn’t actually…

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I’m not quite sure how we ended up in London’s most overcrowded club (Brixton’s The Living) on Saturday night. Ok, that’s a lie, I know how we ended up there (I wasn’t that drunk… oh, actually, maybe I was: I did, after all subsequently have to be reminded that we’d got on the bus to get there), I’m just not sure why. At some point in the evening, a whole pile of flyers offering free…

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