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Let’s Do The Show Right Here!

If I had to consign a form of creative expression to my own personal Room 101, there’s little doubt in my mind that the first of the performing arts to go would have to be the utterly contrived and predicatable world of the musical. Unfortunately, with my parents visiting me this weekend on a rare trip to London (and having expressed a desire to “see a show”), I will tonight be taking them and Sally to see the utterly shabby (but hugely successful) cash-in that is Mamma Mia. I’m only now beginning to contemplate the true horror of what lies in store. Worse still, this was the one that started it all: the success of Mamma Mia is directly responsible for Ben Elton’s new career–the horrors that are We Will Rock You, Tonight’s The Night, and Madness the musical.

Somebody save me…

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The Joy Of Spam

Dear Mr Spam Scammer,

Look, I mean, if you’re going to try to and spam scam phish the account details of a bank account I don’t even have, could you at least try and spell simple words like “veerification”, “memmbers”, and “leter” correctly?

Honestly, some people just aren’t even trying, are they?

Kind Regards,
M Armstrong

—– Original Message —–
From: Citicard
To: Matthewjarmstrong
Subject: Citi EMAIL Veerification – matthewjarmstrong@hotmail.com

DEAR Citibank_ Users,

This_ leter was ssent by_the CITI_bank sevrers to
veerify your _e-mail_ adress_
You must complete this process by clicking on the_link
below and enntering
in the smal _window your Citi-Bank
Atm/Debit full card nummber and _PIN_ that
you use on the local_Atm_Machine
This is donne for-your protection -D- becaurse some_of our
memmbers _no_longer have access to their E-MAIL addreses
and we must verify it

To verify _your e_mail address and _access_ _your_ Online-Citibank
account, klick on the_link beelow.