From The Postbag: Redux

I know I did this last week, but I’ve had so many new letters over the last few days that I’m doing it again (it’s times like these when you just wish that Spamusement was still going). “Tye Stockton” has written in to say: “Don’t let hot women laugh at your small tool, because you can change that today.” Well, quite: after last week’s letters I went straight down to B&Q to pick up some…

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It’s Not What You Say…

Via the BBC News website, comes the moderately amusing story of some restaurant diners who, having complained about the service, ended up with the following item on their itemised bill: 1 – SUCK MY DICK FUCK FACE – £0.00 Which is quite funny in and of itself (well, at least it was charged at £0.00…) but more amusing is the response from the owner: Owner Mr Langsdon said the message had been meant to be…

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