I love those Evening Standard headline boards you see around tube stations in the evenings. Last night, I spotted this gem:
OFFICIAL
YOU CAN
KILL A
BURGLAR
Was it wrong of me to read this as if it was saying something along the lines of “Yes: You too can lose days pounds in ten days”?
Did yesterday’s edition include a double page step-by-step guide to how one might go about committing this act, perhaps illustrated with pictures?
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My favourite Evening Standard poster, and one which I persuaded the vendor to give to me, read
CHILDREN FLEE
AS BEAST IS
SIGHTED
after a Beast-of-Bodmin style scare at primary school in the South East.
I still have it folded up somewhere…