And still the spam keeps coming. For some reason, I’ve been getting a lot of unsolicited emails offering to enlarge certain parts of my anatomy recently. As I said before, which website was it that I visited where I accidentally ticked the box indicating I needed, um, assistance in this area?

One of the emails this morning carried the subject heading “Break Down Walls with your humongous kn*b” (What, you mean literally? Why? Why would you want that? It would just be awkward, surely…)

Despite removing my email address from this website (at least as far as automated systems crawling the web for addresses are concerned, hopefully!), there’s still been no let up. Maybe I should attend the third annual Nigerian email conference for some handy advice.