I love the Internet. Just a few short minutes ago I was putting together my fantasy football team for this year (at Pete’s insistence). Failing to think of anything particularly witty for my team name (despite the comic potential of picking Man United’s new American goalkeeper Tim “Tourettes” Howard). The best I could come up with was to call them the “Hot Shot City XI”, if only because I didn’t have enough characters to call them “The Song Hot Shot City is Particularly Good. XI.”

Then, Pete mentioned that he had actually read the lyrics to the mighty “Hot Shot City”, and they are every bit as fantastic as we all expected. It was only a matter of time before Kazaa came up with the goods, and I finally got to hear it for myself.

Frankly I don’t know if I will ever be able to listen to popular music in quite the same way again. Hasselhoff pushes the boundaries in a quite remarkable way.

The handclaps are particularly good.

Hot shot city on a saturday night
We’re gonna party down until the morning light
Hot shot city on a saturday night
We’re hotter than rock’n’ roll
She’s burning baby in my soul
Check it out, check it out