Sadly, I’ll be off on the other side of the world, and won’t be able to get involved in Tim Ireland’s plan to chase Bush out of the country next month, but should you be in possession of a posterior and a disliking for the bumbling one, then you may wish to have a look at the details of the planned protest: “Bare Your Bum at Bush“.
UPDATE. It’s also worth mentioning this (non-satirical) site, where you can send a message of thanks to Tony Blair for the steadfast support he has offered to the US over the past 2 years. Apparenly every week the website will be printing out your messages of thanks “on paper” (as opposed to, er, parchment or gold leaf I presume) and sending them to 10 Downing Street. I thought I’d send him a message of my own (reprinted below). Perhaps you’d like to send one too?
Now that the war on terror has been comprehensively won, the terrorists are defeated, Iraq is liberated, peaceful and safe, Afganistan stable and properous, Israel and Palestine at peace, Al-Qaeda defeated and disbanded, Osama Bin Laden and Sadam Hussein captured, North Korea and Iran disarmed… I can sleep easy in my bed knowing that the world is safe once more. We have nothing to fear from the terrorists, as they will surely never attack us again now, and it’s all thanks to you Tony.
You, more than any other have done your bit for world peace. Surely a Nobel Prize can only be a few short months away (shared, of course, with the great President George Bush).
By standing by America when the rest of the cheese-eating surrender monkeys of this world (ungratefully) stood up for their principles, you have shown that it is only by killing as many of these nasty people as possible that they get the message (and if a few thousand innocent civilians get in the way, then, darn it, we just have to accept that as the price that they have to pay for the good of us all).
Thanks Tony! Thanks man! You more than anyone have made the world a safer place!
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I was terribly disappointed when I found out that I was going to be on holiday when Bush came here.
That’s a very “MEEE-YOW!” letter you’ve got there, Matt. I like it!
Well, you know, just want to show my appreciation for what the good man has done for us. Maybe you’d like to send him a letter telling him just what you think of him too…