Watching “Express TV”, on the Heathrow Express yesterday, as Sal and I returned from our weekend in Budapest, I was delighted to watch and hear the following announcement: “Welcome to the Heathrow Express, and welcome to Express TV… For your comfort, on this train there are a number of quiet coaches, where Express TV isn’t playing. If you are in a designated quiet coach, please refrain from using your mobile phone…”
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Your comments are really stupid, the Express TV doesn’t play on the quiet zones, they have the security ads and that is it. If you seat in a different carriage you will se the staff saying that Heathrow express have quiet zones where TV isn’t playing. Make you sure you understand English before make non sense comments.
This is a joke, right? I can only presume that the grammatical errors and typos in your comment are designed to intentionally highlight the self-parody contained in the statement “make you sure you understand English before make non sense comments.”
By the way, did you actually understand the point I was making in the original post? For the benefit of the hard of thinking, I was suggesting that if Express TV doesn’t play in the quiet coach, then anyone in the quiet coach wouldn’t actually be able to hear the instruction, given out as it was on Express TV, to “refrain from using your mobile phone”. You see? It was, in fact a joke. But, hey, well done…
What a fucking cunt (Rodrigo “remedial” De Faria that is).
You’re a cunt De Faria, you hear me? A CUNT!
“I’m talking nonce-sense” – Phil Collins (or some other cunt on Brasseye. Maybe it was Noel Edmonds. I’m too tired to remember. That’s bad.)
I’m well by the way Rob, thanks for asking. Had fallen asleep by the time your last text came through. Hope you are too. And Matt, obviously. And Claire if you’re reading this. And Sal, though I’ve never met you.
Not you though, De Faria. Don’t think just because I’m talking to the others I’ve forgotten about you. Bell end.
Just in case anybody’s in any doubt: the guy’s a cuntblister.