Pleasing to see that I’ll still be able to keep up with the fortunes of Everton if I ever have to live over in Australia for some reason, at least as long as we have an Australian player–the Herald Sun, the shabby sub-Daily Mail Murdoch tabloid that is ubiquitous in these parts, providing a handy does of right-wing paranoia and scaremongering for those with a fear of the different, tells me that “Aussie Tim Cahill played a full 90 minutes in Everton’s one-nil victory over Middlesborough”. Thanks for that. I’m sure no one here could possibly want to know any more information about that, such as who scored the goal, for example. Presumably that was a non-Australian.