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Emergency Alert

10th March 2007: Zoo Emergency

A couple of weeks ago I was wondering what kind of Jurassic Park-style zoo emergency might cause them to fly the red flag over at London Zoo, and today the Indie has helpfully provided the answer: Warning: Zoo Animals Could Escape Into Park.

“An unpublished inspection of London Zoo has warned that dangerous animals could quickly emerge into the outside world, after leaping an inadequate perimeter fence. That would lead to big cats surprising the picknickers, joggers and tourists enjoying the adjoining park.”

So now I know what to look out for the next time I’m out on one of my morning runs…

1 thought on “Emergency Alert”

  1. I love the diplmatic use of the word “surprising”.

    Presumably in this context it means “tearing to shreds”.

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