Merry Christmas

So there I am sorting out my surprisingly successful fantasy football team for the weekend’s fixtures when I spotted that I’d ended up with this:

Fantasy Christmas Football

I think it’s only right to keep this formation for the next couple of weeks (but I’ll be sure to take it down before 6th January, of course…)

In other news, thank you very much Network Rail, for deciding at the last minute that you’ll be doing engineering work on New Year’s Eve. I am so looking forward to squeezing onto a replacement bus with all the other Christmas-present-laden travellers returning to London. Merry Christmas to you too.