Via the BBC News website, comes the moderately amusing story of some restaurant diners who, having complained about the service, ended up with the following item on their itemised bill:
1 – SUCK MY DICK FUCK FACE – £0.00
Which is quite funny in and of itself (well, at least it was charged at £0.00…) but more amusing is the response from the owner:
Owner Mr Langsdon said the message had been meant to be seen only by kitchen staff and he did not know how it ended up as an item on the receipt. “That shouldn’t come out on the bill, so we’ve got to find out what’s gone wrong there.”
Not, you’ll note, “we’re sorry for making a rude comment about a customer”, but “we’re sorry that the comment ended up on your bill”…
He’s also offered the diners a free meal… Don’t think I’d risk it, to be honest.